Want to get out of Afghanistan? Attack OBAMA!!!! Duh!

This is our universal solution now, right?  ATTACK OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Because the alternative is just unacceptable - taking personal responsibility,
STANDING WITH our INSIDE SECRET - INCOMMUNICADO AGENT - OBAMA. Nah. 

Scapegoating, whipping, blaming, arm-chair-quarterbacking -
just too damn easy.

OK. I give up.

Nah.